Vampire's Lair

$5.00 - $25.00

Key scents: blood, dirt, and wine


As he steps closer, you breathe in the scent of blood, fresh dirt, and red wine. Go ahead… tell yourself that you don’t believe in vampires.

Key scents:  blood, dirt, and wine

“Well this is a bit awkward. My coffin lid seems to be stuck. Maybe if I jiggle it a little bit… hmmm… nope. Or maybe a good solid kick will… er.. no… that didn’t work either. This is what I get for buying the economy model. When I get out of here, I’m going to post a review on Amazon to express my displeasure with the quality of this casket. It’s possible that the sellers didn’t expect that the occupant would need to be able to open it from the inside, but, still, I don’t feel like their four-star rating is justified, given the poor craftsmanship of their product. Yes, the price included free shipping, but that doesn’t do me a lot of good right now, does it?”

–Gérard Papillon, Vampire


Estridde, Reddit review

"Dirt is the first thing I get right away. It’s a fresh dirt scent that I like very much like Cemetery from Akima Botanicals."

Estridde, Reddit review

"There’s an underlying sourness though, maybe rot? There’s also a light whiff of wine."

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"Taking the top off of this jar brings a strong scent of freshly turned earth. That rich, peaty smell that you would associate with a grave."

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"There is an off smell, something which does not belong... Tangy. Metallic. It raises the hairs on the back of my neck every time I catch a slight hint of it."

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"[It has] more subtle tones of a sweetness that is the unmistakable smell of wine, old and rich, almost flower like."

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"The blood smell is so perfect, it makes you squirm a little."

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"I cannot say that Vampire's Lair is my favorite smell, as finding one's self in a dank, underground crypt with a creature of the night should not be considered a pleasurable experience."

Estridde, Reddit review

"It really sticks with ya, right up in those nostrils!"

Estridde, Reddit review

"This one isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s very atmospheric though not totally unpleasant. I think it’s growing on me the more I smell it."

Convention attendee

"I want my bedroom to smell like this. Does that make me weird?"